Do you want ants? becasue that’s how you get ants. – Sterling Archer

The Office S01E03 - Diversity Hire
Archer's says his big mouth gets him into trouble 1/3 of the time, but it is the kiss of death for non-Anglo agents of ISIS. When Malory needs a diversity hire, she gets a double whammy with Conway Stern, the black Jew. His stuff gets a little too close for Archer's comfort... and his sanity. Lana mistrusts Conway as much as Archer dislikes him, so when Archer and Conway go to Miami on a secret mission involving Wilhelm Schmeck, Lana is determined to follow them. Of what is Lana afraid...does she think Conway is a perfidious mole who will figuratively stab Archer in the back? For once, Lana will not be teased about truckasaurus hands. Lana gets a big hand figuratively for quick thinking and saving the mission; she literally learns how to make fresh guacamole!